Thursday, April 1, 2010

This Just In

(AP) Washington, DC: President Barack Obama has announced he has extended an invitation to Iranian president Mahmoud Ahmadinejad to travel to the White House so the two leaders can share a beer (or Diet Snapple) while discussing nukes in the Persian Gulf. When the diminutive nutjob asked what he could bring, Obama replied, "Oh, just a bag of chips or something." Vice-President Joe Biden, noted moron, suggested the devout Muslim just bring some pork rinds.