Thursday, April 1, 2010
(AP) Washington, DC: President Barack Obama has announced he has extended an invitation to Iranian president Mahmoud Ahmadinejad to travel to the White House so the two leaders can share a beer (or Diet Snapple) while discussing nukes in the Persian Gulf. When the diminutive nutjob asked what he could bring, Obama replied, "Oh, just a bag of chips or something." Vice-President Joe Biden, noted moron, suggested the devout Muslim just bring some pork rinds.
Monday, March 8, 2010
I just saw another one of those asinine commercials from that pantload, Congressman Joe Kennedy. In it he urges gratitude for our "friends in Venezuela" for helping with heating oil. Never mind that that South American country is run by a thug who accuses the American president of being a devil and touts the wonders of Fidel Castro's Cuban Disneyland.
To those who insist that Chavez is a saint who only wants to help and accuse those doubters (like me) as being xenophobic haters, I'm reminded of that old cartoon with Daffy Duck and Tom Turkey. Sure, the kindly farmer wants to make life a wonderland for the hapless turkey who stuffs his face with all sorts of goodies and enjoys a regular barnyard "la vida loca." Even Daffy gets in on that action and gobbles everything laid before him.
It's only at the end when the two of them realize that the farmer is only lulling them into an engorged haze before lopping off their heads do they realize that maybe he doesn't have their best interests at heart.
So, is good ole Joe just being a useful idiot for the Venezuelan strongman?
From CITGO's website: "The company is owned by PDV America, Inc., an indirect, wholly owned subsidiary of Petroleos de Venezuela, S.A., the national oil company of the Bolivarian Republic of Venezuela."
The same Venezuela run by Hugo Chavez.
Think about that the next time you see turkeys filling up their cars at a CITGO gas station.
Say it ain't so, Joe. Say it ain't so.
Thursday, February 25, 2010
Logo #1 is that of the administration of the Messiah, the Chosen One, blessings be upon him.
Logo #2 is the crescent and star of Islam, featured on the flags of such peace-loving garden spots like Algeria.
Logo #3 is the logo of the Department of Defense's Missile Defense Agency.
Can anyone out there really tell me there aren't striking similarities between all three? Or that I shouldn't be concerned (besides telling me I'm just being paranoid)?
My goodness, do people need to be struck in the head before they realize what's going on?
Saturday, January 30, 2010
Wednesday, January 27, 2010
So, the Anointed One has commandeered the television for the annual "Nancy Jump Up" show. Apparently, one of the things he's going to call for is repeal of the military's "Don't Ask, Don't Tell" policy. Well, that's actually pretty much okay with me, despite the fact that I wouldn't trust the guy if he told me that the sun rose in the east.
Having spent the better part of my adult life in the military, I gotta tell you, I could give a flying crap who somebody chooses as their dance partner. As long as I didn't see two guys sucking face in the chow line (or a guy and a girl, for that matter) I personally didn't care. Now, if two GIRLS were sucking face, I might have to take my time going through the rice and pasta pasta line because then we'd have a different story (is THAT misogynist, male-pig enough for you?).
I just don't want to hear about it. The "Don't Ask, Don't Tell" policy always struck me as something an ostrich would do.
I would much rather we had a "Just Shut Up Already" policy.
Still, if BHO is for something, I'm thinking I'm suspicious.
Tuesday, January 26, 2010
During his first State of the Union Address, the Idiot-in-Chief said that GITMO will be closed in a year. Hmm, last I checked, the jihadist murderers were still being held in the paradise which is Cuba. Hope and change you can believe in.
Wednesday, January 13, 2010
Or Holiday Tree. Or whatever the frig they're calling it. I'd be very happy to hear someone justify the President of the United States hanging an ornament which displays the face of a mass murderer on his Christmas Tree. Ho, ho, ho.